😆 Thanks for the laugh this morning. Not to worry, twatwaffles and cockblisters will once again, roll smoothly from your fingertips. And now I have added several new words to my list that I’m not allowed to say at work. 👩🏼🏫🧮📏🤐
😂 I'm glad you enjoyed it! I am hard at work in my word lab right now, trying to Frankenstein the cocksleeve back into life. Lonely unappreciated work, to be sure, but it is my life's mission. 😎
This sucks. It has taken me a long time to train the spell checker on my Apple devices for all my most colorful vernacular of profanity. It is the palette with which I paint.
Our fur babies are completely zonked out… two out three upside down, belly up. I’ve checked their pulses, still alive, but refusing to be interneted to a stranger.
Have you written a dictionary- hard copy so if the internet gets shut down…
You knew this was the call of my people. A nice bit of relief from the cunttrumpet who said using fuck every second words made us sound dumb. Frigid old mingebag! Hoist the swear! Let them loose!
Do you guys have any fucking idea how much I curse?
Lmfaooo goddamn fecking arse mood! And in several bloody languages as well!
😁 I knew my people would hear me, Nirmal. 😜
Loud and clear, in full song! I’ve even had ppl who complained about me swearing, n I say so sod off ya hypocritical cunts.
Fuck yes! 🤣
With a big fat ‘mere masaaledaar gadhe ko choomo’ (kiss my spicy arse) to those who don’t like it 😜
When u have extreme life experience n life lessons to go with it, u earned it. Besides, they say it’s a sign of intelligence!
🏆🏆🏆❤️🫂
🫂👍🏼💕💕
My mind of madness has been exposed! :D
Mwahahahahaaaaa
I’m a dirty birdie and I fucking love this!
Where's all my birdies at??? 😄😄😄
😆 Thanks for the laugh this morning. Not to worry, twatwaffles and cockblisters will once again, roll smoothly from your fingertips. And now I have added several new words to my list that I’m not allowed to say at work. 👩🏼🏫🧮📏🤐
😂 I'm glad you enjoyed it! I am hard at work in my word lab right now, trying to Frankenstein the cocksleeve back into life. Lonely unappreciated work, to be sure, but it is my life's mission. 😎
💙 absofuckinlutely love this post…
💙 *fucktussle… so perfect… time to push myself outta bed now…
I just recently got out of bed myself lol
😄 Glad you enjoyed it! ❣️
Ta, bluePNWcats. What a tragedy.
This sucks. It has taken me a long time to train the spell checker on my Apple devices for all my most colorful vernacular of profanity. It is the palette with which I paint.
Kindred soul. 😄 You know my pain, Geoff.
Snigger. She said ‘annals’. Snigger.
Reliving my Beavis and Butthead 20s.
Mine too, Zivah, mine too! 😄😄😄😄
as you create your new sweary database, i hope you’ll include some of my favorites:
snatchface
knob gobbler
shitweasel
fucknugget
i know there are more but i’m still swooning over the depth and breadth of your blue vocabulary.
2 of the 4 were already in my database, but I will be sure to incorporate your contributions to this good work. 😄
Well you know what I always say when things go wrong . . . .
fuck me.
😄❤️🫂 Logan, you are hilarious.
I think I broke my spellchecker 😂
😄 we will fix that as soon as Oxford dictionary acknowledges my worthwhile contributions.
I send you 🐈🐈⬛😹🙀😿
Our fur babies are completely zonked out… two out three upside down, belly up. I’ve checked their pulses, still alive, but refusing to be interneted to a stranger.
Have you written a dictionary- hard copy so if the internet gets shut down…
My hard copy is in my gray matter and I'm not planning on shutting that down anytime soon. 😉
If you publish paper version. Let me know I’ll buy it. If, of course, my SS check doesn’t get sent to Mars…🙃
Willing to barter with…
Ha! Cool to hear something like that, so thank you! 😊
Well, shit sorry for your loss.
From The ashes, filth will rise once more….
Argh! 🏴☠️
Y’arrr ☠️
Shitty-ation…
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Hahaha. I’d be bummed too. Losing important work product is always painful.
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😄😄😄 you get it.
You knew this was the call of my people. A nice bit of relief from the cunttrumpet who said using fuck every second words made us sound dumb. Frigid old mingebag! Hoist the swear! Let them loose!